Dave Barry: We’d rather eat turkey

DAVE BARRY We’d rather eat turkey;

Thanksgiving is that very special holiday when we take a break from our hectic everyday lives to spend quality time with our loved ones, rediscovering all the reasons why we don’t actually live with them.

“Speaking of which: The ”hot” new Thanksgiving culinary trend is to cook turkeys in big deep-fat fryers, which are hugely popular because they give guys an excuse to spend Thanksgiving outside drinking beer and messing around with a device that could potentially destroy an entire neighborhood. Now that guys have decided to become seriously involved in Thanksgiving food preparation, it’s only a matter of time before they come up with a recipe for mashed potatoes that involves a grenade launcher.”

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